Yesterday I went to same bar where I met Dhoni last time . I know I should not rake up pinching 4-0 defeat to England at this so happy juncture but I thought I might spot our Harry Potter again after India has barged into QFs of World cup'15 . But I met someone else , he was not a cricketer nor any other celebrity . I met a Scientist from India , he called himself Charlie .
Charlie looked completely sane to me , yet there was a different aura around him. He looked ecstatic . I guess he was drunk. He seemed to be blabbering some thing when I caught the word "Rape" . Alarmed I decided confront Charlie and the conversation begun:
Me: Excuse me , I just heard you saying the word "rape" . What do you want.
Charlie : Oh No No !! ...don't get me wrong , Here is my Id , I work for government . I am a scientist and I am not mentally unstable . I am just happy that we got a breakthrough .
Me : What kind of breakthrough ? Oh wait , If its a government secret or something ...I don't want be party to it.
Charlie : Oh no no ..... wait , he pondered a while ...Is there somhing called as govt. secret ? I always thought people are wired or some documents always leak .Isn't it that way always ? I started to same something in Offence , but he continued . He took out his glasses and for the first time I noticed that he was also wearing a labcoat .It was not an overcoat .Now I wanted to excuse myself but he didn't notice and I didn't want to be impolite . His eyes were wide open and he was smiling as he broke the news , " We invented a Rape Injection. " I was certainly startled . "
I retorted ," you don't need injection to Rape ". He again begun, "Oh No No !!! Its an injection to avoid rape , it works like a vaccination ." The usual me was boiling with anger within said "So now we should take injections to avoid rape." and He begun again, "Oh no no !!! Its for Men. Its for their betterment and goodwill. We have tested it on 50 sample size , Men of various races and regions ." Now I was curious , how did you find 50 men & he said , putting back his glasses and said "Potentially every male is at the risk of being rapist . The way our culture is moving , every man needs to take this injection."
Astonished I continued to look at him , Is he for real . I asked him what are you talking about. He said " look at you , women of your kind , roaming at Bars at these wee hours, Anyone would want to rape you , even I felt like that when I entered the Bar . But the injection did the magic , Now I won't rape you . Instead I will call you my sister and under my full security you will reach home safely."
I was still looking at him but without caring to look at my expression , he continued "You know there is always other side of the story. Women like you create a propaganda, You want to wear skirts and do not want to be whistled at. You want to act in movies & you think making your cleavage a discussion point will get you audience . You will do anything to get promoted at work but if it won't work , you will cry rape and molestation . You won't follow age old tradition of marriage and get into a Live-in and again you would cry rape . We men are at risk from morally fallible woman like you . Mankind needs to saved. "
The other side of the story was too dangerous for me and hence I ran out to took the cab & told him to start . He called from behind "Oh no no , you should not take Cab alone , he is yet to take Rape Injection"."
I looked at the cabby , he said " Madamme mai rapist nahi hoon. Gaanv mein biwi aur bacche hain mere. ( Madam I am not rapist , I have a family to feed) . I told him the destination and reached home safely.
PS : Remember you heard about injection first time on blog.
Charlie looked completely sane to me , yet there was a different aura around him. He looked ecstatic . I guess he was drunk. He seemed to be blabbering some thing when I caught the word "Rape" . Alarmed I decided confront Charlie and the conversation begun:
Me: Excuse me , I just heard you saying the word "rape" . What do you want.
Charlie : Oh No No !! ...don't get me wrong , Here is my Id , I work for government . I am a scientist and I am not mentally unstable . I am just happy that we got a breakthrough .
Me : What kind of breakthrough ? Oh wait , If its a government secret or something ...I don't want be party to it.
Charlie : Oh no no ..... wait , he pondered a while ...Is there somhing called as govt. secret ? I always thought people are wired or some documents always leak .Isn't it that way always ? I started to same something in Offence , but he continued . He took out his glasses and for the first time I noticed that he was also wearing a labcoat .It was not an overcoat .Now I wanted to excuse myself but he didn't notice and I didn't want to be impolite . His eyes were wide open and he was smiling as he broke the news , " We invented a Rape Injection. " I was certainly startled . "
I retorted ," you don't need injection to Rape ". He again begun, "Oh No No !!! Its an injection to avoid rape , it works like a vaccination ." The usual me was boiling with anger within said "So now we should take injections to avoid rape." and He begun again, "Oh no no !!! Its for Men. Its for their betterment and goodwill. We have tested it on 50 sample size , Men of various races and regions ." Now I was curious , how did you find 50 men & he said , putting back his glasses and said "Potentially every male is at the risk of being rapist . The way our culture is moving , every man needs to take this injection."
Astonished I continued to look at him , Is he for real . I asked him what are you talking about. He said " look at you , women of your kind , roaming at Bars at these wee hours, Anyone would want to rape you , even I felt like that when I entered the Bar . But the injection did the magic , Now I won't rape you . Instead I will call you my sister and under my full security you will reach home safely."
I was still looking at him but without caring to look at my expression , he continued "You know there is always other side of the story. Women like you create a propaganda, You want to wear skirts and do not want to be whistled at. You want to act in movies & you think making your cleavage a discussion point will get you audience . You will do anything to get promoted at work but if it won't work , you will cry rape and molestation . You won't follow age old tradition of marriage and get into a Live-in and again you would cry rape . We men are at risk from morally fallible woman like you . Mankind needs to saved. "
The other side of the story was too dangerous for me and hence I ran out to took the cab & told him to start . He called from behind "Oh no no , you should not take Cab alone , he is yet to take Rape Injection"."
I looked at the cabby , he said " Madamme mai rapist nahi hoon. Gaanv mein biwi aur bacche hain mere. ( Madam I am not rapist , I have a family to feed) . I told him the destination and reached home safely.
PS : Remember you heard about injection first time on blog.
